All My Sandwiches

IRS code 1058(c), Subsection A: "Whosoever manufactures in excess of 150 sandwiches per annum (for personal consumption, commerce or display) must produce full and clear record of said sandwiches for submission to the Internal Renue Service concurrent with the filing of one's personal income tax."

All sandwiches copyright Adrian Chen (repletewithadrian at gmail dot com), 2008.

Jun 26
NAME: “The Delayed Gratification” LOCATION: My Fridge, Prague, Czech Republic INGREDIENTS: Big Czech roll, tomatoes, mayonnaise, horseradish mustard, spicy ham, cheese (pepperjack?) NOTES: The sandwich currently sits in my refrigerator, as I locked myself out shortly after taking this photo.  Some concerns: the bread could get soggy from the tomatoes; the sandwich could absorb the flavors of everything in the refrigerator, resulting in a crushing intensity of taste (could be good, though?).  Why do individual sandwich components keep so much better than a sandwich made from these same components?  Is this because of the universe’s overwhelming tendency towards chaos, away from order?  I might have to sleep on the street tonight.

NAME: “The Delayed Gratification”

LOCATION: My Fridge, Prague, Czech Republic

INGREDIENTS: Big Czech roll, tomatoes, mayonnaise, horseradish mustard, spicy ham, cheese (pepperjack?)

NOTES: The sandwich currently sits in my refrigerator, as I locked myself out shortly after taking this photo.  Some concerns: the bread could get soggy from the tomatoes; the sandwich could absorb the flavors of everything in the refrigerator, resulting in a crushing intensity of taste (could be good, though?).  Why do individual sandwich components keep so much better than a sandwich made from these same components?  Is this because of the universe’s overwhelming tendency towards chaos, away from order?  I might have to sleep on the street tonight.
Posted at 8:55am

Jun 24
Name: “The Warsaw Pact” Location: Prague, Czech Republic Ingredients: Chicken sauteed in olive oil, garlic, gyro seasoning, sauteed onions, tomato, big Czech roll, sour cream, horseradish mustard (big in the Czech Republic) Notes: A compact yet powerful sandwich.  I fear this sandwich could be very dangerous if it fell into the wrong mouth sidewise.  Eat it as a garter snake swallows a stunned, obese hamster and you’ll be fine.

Name: “The Warsaw Pact”

Location: Prague, Czech Republic

Ingredients: Chicken sauteed in olive oil, garlic, gyro seasoning, sauteed onions, tomato, big Czech roll, sour cream, horseradish mustard (big in the Czech Republic)

Notes: A compact yet powerful sandwich.  I fear this sandwich could be very dangerous if it fell into the wrong mouth sidewise.  Eat it as a garter snake swallows a stunned, obese hamster and you’ll be fine.
Posted at 3:08pm

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